Famous Quotes

So basically post funny things you have herd din the game for example

Aussiecop31- You were going pretty fst back there

Pure- um... yeah i dropped my car keys...

whole game- bahhahhaha

After causing a big pursuit throwing fire bombs
Aussiecop31-Do you know why you are being detained...
Sgt bob- um.... because my x wife called
Aussiecop31-what.......no

After a 911 call by a civilian i.e. Mooduck, relating to a public disturbance.


toxicmonkey999: Okay suspect detained.

Mooduck: He's dead.

toxicmonkey999: .....no he's not.....

Mooduck: Theres a pool of blood next to his head and he's not moving.

toxicmonkey999: He's just drooling.

Mooduck: You killed him!

toxicmonkey999: God damn it woman do I have to detain you too!

Deathlepord calls me up to warn me about abby trying to kill me with rpg after abby tried to kill me with it 5 minutes before

Aussiecop31- Hello

Death- yeh my informant tells me to tell you dont go to the hospital cause abby has an rpg and wants to kill you ok its a trap

aussie- dude he just tried to kill me with an rpg like 5 mins ago

death- oh....dam i suck at being detective...stupid informent

'Aussie hangs up

death- god damn

aussie- death 2 words

death- what

aussie- famous quotes

death- oh hell no dont you quote me

There was a code 3 pursiut that went to a foot pursuit. Aussie and Pure were chasing mooduck across a street when he suddenly disapeard. This is the coms that followed.

Aussie- What the fuck

Pure- Holy shit! What was that?

Abnormal- Vechical Bump!

Whole game- lol

In a training session on the phone with ghost and he triple dog dares me to ram smith as he is working on a school project
Call ends
Vexed- Triple dog dare has been initiated
Recruits and Toxic- WAT?
*I ram the shit out of smith with my chopper*
*Every1 laughs except for smith*

Me and toxic talking about the British 7/7 bombings in London

Toxic: " you know they photo shopped the three coming out of the building when they never knew each other"

Ghost: " Was that when the Queen visited Ireland."

Everyone " Bwa ha ha ha ha"

During a debrief the following conversation went down.

MLB:(using the LB Button) I cant beleave that shit (155 times in a row

Vexed: Do it again, I dare You.

MLB: I cant belave that shit

Vexed kills him, then MLB leaves the game. The game is finally quiet and 10 seconds pass

Abby: I cant belave that shit!

Whole game: hahahahaha
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During a zombies game, I was the sole human remaining. As I ran thru the town with 3 zombies chasing me, this is all you could hear from me.
Abby: Oh shitty shitty dam dam, oh shit dam fuck, oh shit dam fuck. ok ok dont look behind me, Damint i looked behind me, fuck dam shit, shit shit dam shit.

Zombies: lol

AbnormalMAN1: Objective is in sight and contained

tnhillbily jumps in the ocean surrounding Happiness Island

Big 8lue: Going for a victory lap?

tnhillbily: No, I saw a fish.

Vexed: The Game

Everyone Else: FUCK YOU